abigq:

[A tweet from George Takei: “TN bill will prevent teachers from using the word “gay” in class. In response, I’m lending them my name: “It’s okay to be Takei.”“]

i’m just going to… stare at this for a while…

fractural:

IDEK. I’m just testing this thing out.

best inaugural tmblr post ever. XD

“you know what the man diet is?”

“meat and potatoes, meat and potatoes, meat and potatoes.”

“that’s right. And the vagina diet? Fruit and vegetables and crap. You eat like a vagina, you’re gonna turn into a vagina.”

I suspect this was posturing in an attempt to impress mu very beautiful sister who is working out with me. i embarrassed her horribly by butting onto the conversation and saying “that’s so insightful. Can I ask? Do you mind? Could you tell me about the douchebag diet? Cause it’s really working for you.”

fyeahteddyroosevelt:

He would probably fuck the nothingness, too.

charminggoats:

panasonicyouth:

hazeleyedwonderr:

true story

100% factual.

Yeah, this episode is the saddest thing I’ve ever seen in my life.

i don’t care that it’s an episode of futurama - if you can watch it and not cry, i call robot. robot who has never loved a pet.

max: it’s tuna.

sandy: no, i think it’s salmon.

max: it’s not salmon. it’s definitely tuna.

me: i think it’s tuna.

max: i’ll ask the waitress!

mimi: it’s fish!

…i love getting tiny asian people drunk